Millennialmyth

Jul 9

I’m surprised humanity has survived this long. Also, I have to stop giving people more credit than they deserve. People can be monsters.

Jul 8

The rules of hair care are finite and simple.

Hey! Look at me and tell me if you’ve known me before. — Yes, we will do that.

No-one ever leaves a star. That’s what makes one a star…. All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up!

Jul 7

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.

Jul 6

Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid.

Jul 5

And now comes the point in my shift where I actually do work…

There’s an entire floor of the hotel that’s empty. Spooky.

At least it’s not Christmas…

Jul 4

How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

Jul 3

Media is either ignoring this or reporting about some outraged gays & internal investigations. This is better = http://ping.fm/B6YF1

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Jul 2

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Jul 1

The things that link us deepest, we can’t feel. Except if they’re taken from us. — Joyce Carol Oates

Observations from my not so crazy life.